Renaissance Man in Training |
Language, in all its forms, delights and surprises me. Performing gives me life and breath. Creating gives me form and purpose. Life interests, excites me. You intrigue me. So don't be surprised when I talk to you first...and try to beat me at that. |
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Notes I have no idea why this boy is interested in me at allMe: Hey, so I kinda just threw my phone into the toilet by accident. Um Me: A little bit My Boyfriend: -.- what? Me: So I can't use it My Boyfriend: how? Me: until the rice dries it out Me: It fell out of my jacket pocket as I stood up My Boyfriend: hahahaha Me: The toilet was flushing so I dove for it and pulled it out before it got eaten entirely My Boyfriend: omg, thats kinda disgusting XD Me: A little bit, don't worry, it fell in almost as it was done flushing so anything disgusting was gone Me: it also broke into three pieces like it likes to do so I had to grab all three Me: and I washed my hands and arms xD My Boyfriend: ...it still touched the water that all ur poop was in so its still nasty haha My Boyfriend: i hope u know this means im not holding ur hand for a while XD Me: No it didn't because that's not how toilets work and I washed my haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands My Boyfriend: ...yes it is! when u were pooping u still had to pee right??? so the water had pee in it also. ur phone landed in the pee and poop mixture Me: No it didn't I stood up to flush, everything disappeared because we have one of those kinds of toilets but there was still water rushing down that was being pumped in and that's when my phone fell in the water and the water wasn't even slightly yellow and I didn't poop anyway. I just sat down to read something while I peed. O_o Me: And so I felt entirely fine in diving in for the phone Me: I think it was my maternal insticts and catlike reflexes -
xibalbadance said:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I’ve had to toilet dive for my phone, too. Horrible experience.
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you-cant-stop-the-bitch said:
That’s adorable. You’re an idiot.
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cloudshaper said:
favorite couple in the world
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